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The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

Madeline Marker

Madeline Marker, sports editor

Madeline Marker has accomplished many things in her 16 years of life. Her lengthy list includes but is not limited to being a band dropout, finishing 84th in her one and only nordic race, officing the French club, and completing every Sudoku puzzle. Yes, I know, Madeline has done some big things for only standing a mere 60 inches off the ground. Her most impressive accomplishment, however, would be scoring a 236 in mini golf, the highlight of her athletic career. As can be seen, Madeline is super sporty. Her career as a professional arm wrestler has really taken off. Her advice to an aspiring arm wrestler would be to keep in shape. Frequenting the weight room regularly is a must. Her high school bucket list includes acing her strength and conditioning class, talking to a boy without getting butterflies, and finding Waldo. She is also quite good at rock-paper-scissors, and staring contests.

All content by Madeline Marker