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Adair Andre, Staff Writer

Adair "Triple A" Andre is a staff writer. She isn't talented enough for anything else. Adair tries to run with the Girls' Cross Country team, but usually they will ask her to stop since she's so slow. When not trying to run, Adair enjoys eating as many things as possible whilst hitting shuttlecocks at an assortment of people, including her very famous Chef-Coach, Roger “The Cooking Coach” Andre. On another note, Adair's longtime boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, recently left her to be with the emotionless Zooey Deschanel. She is currently taking applicants for a new boyfriend. Requirements include being able to sing her to sleep with Mötley Crüe's 1987 hit, "Girls, Girls, Girls," and bringing her chocolate-covered-bacon any time, day or night, in under 6.3 minutes. She resides with her father, her mother Leeshi, Sarah, Clare, and Eva (all chickens), a killer-rabbit named Lucy the Man Eater, Wilhelmina the Hedgehog, and the king of the sloth kind, Karl.

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The Peeps store at the Mall of America is located near Nickelodeon Universe.

A Peeps Adventure

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April 29, 2014
A Day in the Life of a Zephyrite

A Day in the Life of a Zephyrite

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April 7, 2014
A beautiful array of lunchboxes.

Lunch

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March 25, 2014

Your Local Grocery Store

Adair Andre, staff writer
March 2, 2014

College Commitment Day

Adair Andre, staff writer
February 6, 2014

Stress Eating

Adair Andre, staff writer
January 14, 2014

Date Night: At Home Edition

Adair Andre, staff writer
January 6, 2014

An’tee’ Golf

Adair Andre, staff writer
December 18, 2013

Essentials of Cooking

Adair Andre, staff writer
December 10, 2013

Turkey Day Advice

Adair Andre, staff writer
November 28, 2013

The Life of a Forgotten Child

Adair Andre, staff writer
October 2, 2013

Homecoming: Across School Lines

Adair Andre, staff writer
October 2, 2013
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