Brennen Merriam, freshman photographer
Brennen is the Zephyrus freshman photographer who when not falling off his mountain bike, has been known to flex his Reddit karma, shoes, and an uncracked phone screen. He prides himself on sharing a birthday with Hugh Hefner and on being the first and only photographer. Brennen, an American hero, is a man who is always preparing for the inevitable takeover of the lizard people. As such, he is currently following Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk on Instagram as a sign of good faith. Brennen looks forward to taking pictures and eating fruit snacks.