Micah Osler, Copy Editor
Micah Osler was born in the glorious October of 1995, in the high heavenly mountains of De Troit, Michigan (a United State). A double rainbow appeared over the Gates of Heaven and 139 swallows and assorted doves bearing fragrant cloves flew forth from their spiritual homes to celebrate his birth. In the subsequent years, he has acquired awards, honors, and mystical powers like some men acquire mosquito bites or sporks, and is always benevolent and gracious to those he defeats, imploring them to feel no pain at having been bested by the Eternal Beloved Supreme Leader. He resides at the summit of Mt. Proletariat, where he lives in harmony and eternal wisdom with all the persons of the world.
