The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

Micah Osler, Copy Editor

Micah Osler was born in the glorious October of 1995, in the high heavenly mountains of De Troit, Michigan (a United State). A double rainbow appeared over the Gates of Heaven and 139 swallows and assorted doves bearing fragrant cloves flew forth from their spiritual homes to celebrate his birth. In the subsequent years, he has acquired awards, honors, and mystical powers like some men acquire mosquito bites or sporks, and is always benevolent and gracious to those he defeats, imploring them to feel no pain at having been bested by the Eternal Beloved Supreme Leader. He resides at the summit of Mt. Proletariat, where he lives in harmony and eternal wisdom with all the persons of the world.

All content by Micah Osler

Branson, Part II

Micah Osler, copy editor
October 23, 2013

Branson, Part I

Micah Osler, copy editor
October 22, 2013

The Best and Worst of Trailers

Micah Osler, copy editor
September 26, 2013

Rome IV: The Others

Micah Osler, copy editor
July 24, 2013

New potential jobs

Micah Osler, copy editor
July 15, 2013

Rap names and their origins

Micah Osler, copy editor
July 7, 2013

A tribute to Roger Ebert

Micah Osler, news editor
April 10, 2013

Meeting Garrison Keillor

Micah Osler, print news editor
March 21, 2013

New golf dome alternatives

Micah Osler, print news editor, blogger
February 27, 2013

Pretension: a primer

Micah Osler, print news editor
February 4, 2013

Presidential Debates review

Micah Osler, print news editor
October 25, 2012

A reflection on 9/11

Micah Osler, Print News Editor
September 11, 2012

Colbert: The new not-Romney?

Micah Osler, staff writer
January 20, 2012

Connect responsibily

Micah Osler, staff writer
December 16, 2011

Homecoming Court: John Lagorio

Micah Osler, staff writer
October 14, 2011

The rise of indie music

Micah Osler, staff writer
October 13, 2011
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