Drew Davis, online editor in chief
Drew Davis decided that it would be pathetic to recycle his sophomore year bio a third time, so he wrote a new one. Drew is thrilled to be online editor in chief for Zephyrus this year. He has two dogs. His favorite color is black. Drew has now decided that he is going to once again use his bio from sophomore year because this bio-writing thing isn’t really working out. Here it is: Drew Davis was born in Minnesota on May 2nd 1997, which happens to be the day that Osama Bin Laden died. (Great things happened on May 2nd!) Contrary to popular belief, he is not the lead singer of country supergroup “The Drew Davis Band”, nor does he like country music. He speaks French, American, Australian, British and Chinese. In his spare time, you can find him watching Disney movies, listening to British opera music, and watching YouTube videos of kittens falling asleep. His favorite bird is the Oloma’o, which happens to be native from his favorite island, Molokai, which also happens to be a drop off place for people with leprosy. Drew dreams of becoming a fortune cookie writer when he grows up. He would like to end his bio with this special fortune: “You will receive a compliment on Friday, 中国的网页.”
