Edina Zephyrus

Hans Janovy Meyer
Hans Janovy Meyer (not Hands Janhovy Maye) is a junior and writer for Zephyrus. Perhaps his greatest achievement in life being able to reach high things. It could also perhaps be how he has survived for as long as he has on a strict no vegetable vegetarian diet. He refuses to drink coffee unless it is more cream and sugar than coffee, and has recently been known to go on rants about the juice industry. You’ll often find him “sending it” or “shredding dirt” at the local Singletrack, or “cranking it” on long road rides with what he describes as a group of mostly middle aged men (he promises it’s nothing weird). While he sleeps, he dreams of a beautiful Trek Top Fuel EX 9.9 or a Santa Cruz Tallboy with a SRAM 1x12 XX1 Eagle drivetrain, Shimano XTR brakes, a DT Swiss wheelset with carbon rims, FSA stem, seatpost, handlebars, and headset, Schwalbe Rocket Ron 29x2.25 tubeless tires, black ESI Super Chunky grips, Whiskey carbon bottle cages, a WTB Silverado saddle, a RockShox Reverb dropper post, Shimano XTR Pedals, and lastly both front and rear Fox Float suspension with a remote lockout (Don’t even get him started about his dream gravel bike). His life goal is to complete an Ironman Triathlon. Great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

Hans Janovy Meyer, Visual Editor

May 21, 2020
Top 50 hip hop songs since 2010 (Story)
Apr 01, 2020
April Fool’s satire issue (Story)
Feb 25, 2020
Life imitating televised art: the TV show “American Ninja Warrior” inspires students to replicate the obstacle course in their own time (Story)
Dec 05, 2019
Bad blood? What happened to the blood drive? (Media)
Nov 15, 2019
Students’ privacy deserves to be upheld (Story)
Oct 13, 2019
Sometimes a progressive step forward is a backpedal in election season (Story)
May 17, 2019
Meet the Athlete: Lucas Flemming (Story)
May 09, 2019
Repertory Orchestra performs at statewide festival (Story)
Apr 16, 2019
FAFSA and student aid: How can you make your dream more affordable? (Story)
Apr 08, 2019
Genetically modifying humans: is it ethical? (Story)
Apr 08, 2019
Gene editing is ethical and should be used (Story)
Mar 07, 2019
EHS offers unique new classes for the 2019-2020 year, despite budget cuts (Story)
Jan 11, 2019
Teddy Bly ’20 fixes old cars as a study break (Story)
Dec 22, 2018
Computer Science students bring coding to kids as part of national “Hour of Code” (Story)
Dec 21, 2018
Aminé’s TOURPOINTFIVE concert brings life to every mood (Story)
Dec 01, 2018
BROCKHAMPTON’s “i’ll be there tour” captures the crowd (Story)
Sep 18, 2018
Which spirit day are you? (Story)
Jun 09, 2018
EHS Field Based Science Canceled due to District Policy and Liability Concerns (Story)
May 29, 2018
Robotics Team Competes at World Championships (Story)
May 07, 2018
Maria Rickman Continues to Run Despite Injury (Story)
Apr 16, 2018
Spring Sports Preview (Story)
Apr 11, 2018
EHS Trap & Skeet Team Uses Guns Responsibly (Story)
Mar 04, 2018
Tide PODS: Laundry Detergent or Dangerous Snack? (Story)
Feb 27, 2018
Digital Currencies for a Digital World: Bitcoin is Here to Stay (Story)
Feb 14, 2018
EHS Student Finds Passion in Performing (Story)
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