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Hans Janovy Meyer

Hans Janovy Meyer, Visual Editor

Hans Janovy Meyer (not Hands Janhovy Maye) is a junior and writer for Zephyrus. Perhaps his greatest achievement in life being able to reach high things. It could also perhaps be how he has survived for as long as he has on a strict no vegetable vegetarian diet. He refuses to drink coffee unless it is more cream and sugar than coffee, and has recently been known to go on rants about the juice industry. You’ll often find him “sending it” or “shredding dirt” at the local Singletrack, or “cranking it” on long road rides with what he describes as a group of mostly middle aged men (he promises it’s nothing weird). While he sleeps, he dreams of a beautiful Trek Top Fuel EX 9.9 or a Santa Cruz Tallboy with a SRAM 1x12 XX1 Eagle drivetrain, Shimano XTR brakes, a DT Swiss wheelset with carbon rims, FSA stem, seatpost, handlebars, and headset, Schwalbe Rocket Ron 29x2.25 tubeless tires, black ESI Super Chunky grips, Whiskey carbon bottle cages, a WTB Silverado saddle, a RockShox Reverb dropper post, Shimano XTR Pedals, and lastly both front and rear Fox Float suspension with a remote lockout (Don’t even get him started about his dream gravel bike). His life goal is to complete an Ironman Triathlon. Great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

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September 18, 2018
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