Hanna Jaeger, Copy Editor
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of shaking Hanna Jaeger’s hand, you’ll know they are extremely clammy. As a self-identified 45-year-old man, Hanna watches The Sopranos, works at a pizza joint, and has the stupidest collection of obscure t-shirts you’ll ever encounter in your life. She likes to scooter around her neighborhood and look for spare change. One time she saved my dog from a fire. She is cooler than you will ever be.
