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Hanna Jaeger

Hanna Jaeger, Copy Editor

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of shaking Hanna Jaeger’s hand, you’ll know they are extremely clammy. As a self-identified 45 year old man, Hanna watches The Sopranos, works at a pizza joint, and has the stupidest collection of obscure t-shirts you’ll ever encounter in your life. She likes to scooter around her neighborhood and look for spare change. One time she saved my dog from a fire. She is cooler than you will ever be.

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