Valerie Schmitt, Staff Writer
Valerie Schmitt (she/her) is a freshman writing for her first year on Zephryus, who currently desperately needs someone to stop her from talking in a British (bri-ish) accent. After school, you can find her watching video essays and procrastinating on her TBR. While not holed up in her room, she’s probably listening to You’re Wrong About and taking her dog for a walk or biking around with her friends. Don’t ask her about Taylor Swift or Northern Ireland for risk of your ears falling off.
