Brooke Sheehy, administration beat lead
Sit back and relax folks because it’s time for you to meet today’s eligible bachelorettes! And here they are. Bachelorette number one is a workaholic who spends her days at Hallmark, a dry cleaner in Edina, Minnesota. At 16 years of age, she is an enthusiastic unlicensed driver and has not killed anybody in over a week. Her hobbies include painting, reading, writing, and ignoring all six of her boisterous sisters. You could also say that she is amazingly talented, super creative, incredibly kind, a math whiz, but most of all a DIE HARD Maroon 5 fan! She has a soft spot for small animals and has two adorable pugs that she spends many of her few free hours waiting on. She enjoys iced coffee with half and half from Starbucks everyday that she gets a paycheck. Although she claims to be “Divergent,” her true Hogwarts house is Gryffindor, shown by her bravery and stupidity. SHE (WILL BE) LOVE(D)s the Minnesota Wild and will not let you forget it (did you see her favorite song hidden in there somewhere?)! When she isn’t hitting the books she loves having late night dinners and spontaneous movie nights, so the best way to win this young lady’s heart is through Chinese food, especially cream cheese wontons and lo mein. In fact, if you are going to approach her at all, bring a fortune cookie, because she keeps them all in her wallet and often goes through them to see which ones have come true (she’s a true believer). Please welcome the wonderful and fabulous Brooke Sheehy.