Bridgit Loeffelholz , Head Photographer
Bridgit “Swag” Loeffelholz is a mediocre photographer but a professional stalker. Besides taking stellar photos and keeping her Instagram updated with her work, her hobbies include people watching, consuming as many red vines as possible, and racing for EHS’s Cross Country and Track teams. She is rumored to be a direct descendent of Einstein and is rivaled only by Ashlee Simpson for her superior lip-syncing skills. When not on the couch watching season upon season of “The Vampire Diaries,” Bridgit can be spotted in the halls of EHS wearing grungy sweats and unsightly Ts and sporting a smile no eye could overlook. She enjoys studying, barking at people as they walk by, and stalking people on Facebook. Her favorite color is prison suit orange (coincidence), and her plans for the future include marrying Dave Franco, moving to Alaska, and, of course, keeping the school updated with her pictures through Zephyrus.
