Greta Morton, culture editor
He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? Except the girl is junior Greta Morton, and the boy is her unconditional love for Zephyrus. Morton has had it up to the top of her head with teens these days. Admittedly, the five feet and three inches it takes to get to the top of her head are not all that impressive, but that’s beside the point. Morton has decided it’s about time some of those rambunctious teens learn a thing or two about the finer things in life, which is why she’s over the moon to be Zephyrus’s Culture Editor for the 2016-17 school year. In her free time, Morton can be found conducting research into the latest cultural media trends of Edina High School. In other words, she’ll be watching the newest shows on Netflix. Morton’s passion for learning about modern media culture truly knows no bounds.
