Erik Lindquist, opinion editor
Erik Lindquist is kind of a big deal. He’s predicted to graduate from EHS in 2016 and stands a good sixty-four inches from the ground. Erik spends his time chilling with his countless imaginary friends, watching “Arrested Development” on Netflix, playing soccer, cross-country skiing with terrible form, walking track and field, reading, and writing his Zephyrus articles. His favorite reading material includes “The Dangerous Book for Boys” (recommended for ages four to eighty-eight!), the Sunday comics, and “The Mysterious Benedict Society.” Erik loves to laugh – most jokes whether they’re funny or not tend to tickle his funny bone. If you want to grind his gears, sneak a lot of caffeine into the Arnold Palmer that he’s always binge drinking, crunch Styrofoam in his ears, and put old crust on the cap of his ketchup bottle. He cares a lot about his Twitter following/follower ratio, and will unfollow you if you unfollow him (trust me). If he could have one wish he’d ask for brinner every night. A couple more talents that he has acquired over the course of his seventeen years are speaking French fluently with terrible grammar, rapping the “Sarah Palin Rap” (which he performed in the seventh-grade talent show and earned his nickname “the rappist”), making some strange facial expressions, and kendama-ing pretty well, I guess.
