10:51- Skitter into Ansel’s brother’s girlfriend’s roommate’s 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner Superbird.

10:54- Blatantly run a red light with the superbird and hit a baby rabbit going 90 down France ave.

10:57- Pick up Edina High School senior Ben Monchamp from his shed, and drive him to Chuck E. Cheese for his birthday party.

11:06- Shotgun eight Mountain Dews, and rob a bank wearing nylon stockings on our feet instead of our heads, after some confusion in the planning stage.

11:09- Get a call from a sobbing Ben that his friends aren’t letting him play in the ball pit, and he wants to go home.

11:14- Pick up Ben from Chuck E. Cheese, and take him for ice cream.

11:19- Ice cream trip is over before it starts when we realize that a squadron of 32 armed police officers are tailing us.

11:23- Pretend that Ben’s actually a hostage, and exchange his release for keeping the $13.75 we stole from the bank.

11:27- Hear word that Ansel’s daughter has been kidnapped while on a trip in Paris with a friend.

11:31- Ansel informs his daughter’s captors that he has a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career.

11:35- Remember Tanner has a pumpkin pie in the oven, and head over to his house quick to let it cool.

11:46- Pop season two of “Little House on the Prairie” in on Tanner’s VHS player, and sit down to enjoy a simpler time for a while.

12:32- Time to head back to school to wrap up the day!

12:38- Swerve to avoid a dinosaur on the highway.

12:39- Notice that there are two suns in the sky.

12:40- A plague of locusts swarms, and everything slowly fades to darkness.

7:25- Wake up. It was all a dream. Not again!