If you are over thirty or have children, I just need you to know that you can’t wear suggestive shirts. You can’t. It’s actually against the law. Did you know that?
I saw a woman in Target sporting an, “I heart the D” print on her shirt. She had two young children! WHAT. The worst one was on an old-ish biker dude with a shirt reading “knight” with an arrow pointing up and “legend” with an arrow pointing down. Ew. Ewewewewew. No.
I mean, the “call me” and “I love sexy ladies” prints will always exist. That’s simply a fact of life even I can’t change (as much as I’d like to). But once it gets farther than that, it is completely unacceptable. Congratulations, you ruined your image and everyone who saw you will never see you the same again.
Sarah says don’t be that guy, or that girl. Stay away from the edgy phrases on your clothing, especially if you’re a mom, dad, wife, husband, grandpa, grandma, aunt, or uncle. (Sarah is really saying don’t wear clothing that makes you seem like someone everyone would hate and avoid at all costs).