Leo Hickey, staff writer
Leo “Leo Hickey” Hickey was born in Chicago one fateful February. He came into the world sporting nearsightedness and disdain for those who put ketchup on hot dogs. Leo quickly made a name for himself by taking up activities such as fencing. After a few years dabbling in this sport, Leo decided he’d rather not spend his time being repeatedly stabbed in a beekeeping outfit. He would bide his time in these formative years by charging other children a nickel to see his various fencing scars. Nowadays, Leo spends his time ludicrously overthinking his homework and sleeping.
