Emily Kraft is a seventeen-year-old girl who is a direct descendant of Elizabeth the I. Emily loves having long, deep conversations with her three fish – Bertha, Jorge-Stephen, and the almighty Juan-Diego – while knitting. Intrigued? Well… You can see her sporting her modest yet enticing tennis outfit every tournament day, because who doesn’t like showing off some leg? Emily plays on the Edina Girls’ Varsity Tennis team, and she also competitively competes in statewide twerking tournaments, but she would not be able to function without her weekly Starbucks trip. If you have never met Emily Kraft, also known as Krafty or Stubby, you can pick her out of the crowd by her casual saunter and snorting laughter. Emily also casually hand models on the side so she is able to pay for her Beanie Baby collection. You’re probably thinking to yourself, “This girl is the cutest kitten on the block,” But don’t be fooled, Emily has a serious nail polish fetish. If this does not stop you, you can win her heart with chocolate. She is in AA for her chocolate addiction.