Rayelle Washington, Copy Editor
Rayelle Washington is the coolest kid you will ever meet. She spends her days sitting on her couch, watching marathons of crime shows. Because of this she is the person to come to if you need to hide a body. One of her many talents is knowing everything about Ashley Smith, more so than even Ashley knows about herself. Her plan after high school is to marry Vladimir Putin and have beautiful blasian robo babies (invented in the year 2030). Her babies first skin will be spandex (which isn’t weird if you don’t think about it too much) because they will be trained Olympic athletes from the time they are inside of the womb until death. Eventually, Rayelle will become the dictator of Russia but a nice dictator, she’ll let her people do anything that they want except if it’s something that Rayelle doesn’t want.
