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Edina Zephyrus

The official student-run news publication of Edina High School.

Edina Zephyrus

Winter Spotify Playlist

What’s your playlist personality?

Hip-hop: Gangster

  • You are a gangster.
  • You are always “swagged out.”
  • You live in an urban area.
  • You have at least two tattoos.
  • Your pants never reach higher than your knees.
  • You wear gold hoop earrings, that you can fit your fist through.
  • All of your shirts come from the kids section, while your sweatpants are three sizes too big.

Pop: Prep

  • You live in the ‘burbs.
  • You have more tube socks than regular socks.
  • Your favorite stores are Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
  • “You quit the cheerleading team and joined the marching band just to live out that Taylor Swift song”- Senior Annie Dehnel.
  • You know all the words to “Barbie Girl” by Aqua.
  • Your music blares out of your BMW as you cruise down the street.

Country: Hillbilly

  • Your favorite activities include making moonshine in the backwoods and fishing.
  • You serve as the pastor to your cousins weddings…to each other.
  • You own an old pick up truck with wheels taller than your waist.
  • Your wardrobe consists of Levi jeans, flannels, old, dirty wife beaters, and cowboy boots.
  • You chew.

Alternative: Emo/Scene

  • All your clothes come from Hot Topic.
  • You wear black eyeshadow and lipstick and constantly dye your hair wild colors.
  • Your music is always loud enough for everyone in the halls to hear through your ear buds.
  • Skulls are an everyday occurance in you fashion choices.
  • You have at least six holes in your body that you weren’t born with.

Indie: Hipster/Wannabe hipster

  • Your favorite store is Urban Outfitters.
  • Unless you are a true hipster, then UO is way too mainstream- thrift stores are more your scene.
  • Oxfords and maxi skirts/ dresses are your wardrobe staples.
  • You have thick rimmed glasses- even if you have 20/20 vision
  • Your only mode of transportation is your banana bike.
  • Every weekend you can be found sipping a green tea latte at the Tea Garden.

 

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Rayelle Washington, Copy Editor
Rayelle Washington is the coolest kid you will ever meet. She spends her days sitting on her couch, watching marathons of crime shows. Because of this she is the person to come to if you need to hide a body. One of her many talents is knowing everything about Ashley Smith, more so than even Ashley knows about herself. Her plan after high school is to marry Vladimir Putin and have beautiful blasian robo babies (invented in the year 2030). Her babies first skin will be spandex (which isn’t weird if you don’t think about it too much) because they will be trained Olympic athletes from the time they are inside of the womb until death. Eventually, Rayelle will become the dictator of Russia but a nice dictator, she’ll let her people do anything that they want except if it’s something that Rayelle doesn’t want.

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