Junior Julianne Campbell identifies the sexiest sport as, “Male figure skating. I watch ‘Blades of Glory’ every night before I go to bed and sometimes when I wake up too.” But what exactly makes a sport “sexy?” Here, we narrowed down a list of the seven sexiest sports in order to analyze what it is, exactly, that makes physical activity so darn sexually appealing.

Yoga: This is pretty self-explanatory. By contorting your body into weird positions, you send a message that you are extremely flexible. We recommend the pretzel, pictured here.

Badminton: Picture girls lunging around a court in tight uniforms similar to volleyball and you have accurately discovered the appeal of badminton.

Nordic: You think hockey players are sexy? Think again. You can’t truly appreciate their bodies through bulky jerseys. Nordic has the sexiest uniform of all the winter sports. It consists of spandex suits that enable spectators (or participants) to admire every curve of a lanky Nordic bod.

Cup Stacking: The mother of sexy sports. Although we recommend practicing with plastic cups first, its understandable if you want to jump straight to glass because of plastic’s low melting temperature (Ha, get it? Because you’re so h o t). The adrenaline rush one gets from stacking cup after cup can only be compared to the feeling of being chased through the jungle by a pair of rapid lions.

(Competitive?) Eating: Let’s face it, no matter how hard you try, it is physically impossible to think of something sexier than the great Coney Island Hotdog Eating Contest. You can hone your own skills with emotional eating or during the much acclaimed “chubby bunny” competitions.

Scuba diving: Wetsuits and water, what more do you need? Similar to nordic skiing, scuba diving gains its sexual legitimacy from the uniform. Not only does the the skin-tight foamed neoprene gently hug your body’s beautiful curves, but the insulation properties of the material are countless. It provides for heat, has a low density, and boasts of high buoyancy. How’s that for sexy?

Ice Fishing: Some say less is more, but here we beg to differ. Bundling up in your snow pants and layers of sub zero down jackets is the epitome of seduction. Pair that with frozen fish and insect larvae bait and you have yourself a winner.