September 17th, 2014
EHS seniors Ansel Smolund and Tanner Sparrow embark on adventures each Wednesday.
10:51- Meet up at the lower field for a quick lap to get the blood flowing.
10:52- Hop into Ansel’s pre-owned Volkswagen Passat.
11:10- Arrive at Richardson Nature center for a hike.
11:20- Find just the most perfect Maple tree in the entire world, and tap for maple syrup.
11:25- Realize it’s actually an Oak tree, and thus has no syrup.
11:26- Realize it’s not a tree at all, but an irritated Park Ranger named Tim.
11:30- Upon getting kicked out of the Nature Center, head up to Nisswa for a day of relaxation, and tandem bicycle riding.
12:00- Realize Nisswa is at least a two hour drive, and Ansel’s pre-owned Passat is still at the Richardson Nature Center.
12:30- Arrive back at Richardson Nature Center to grab Passat.
12:31- Frolic in wildflowers while humming a merry tune.
12:34- Destroy evil ring that Ansel’s dad gave him in the fires of Mount Doom, so Sauron does not rise to power again.
12:40- Arrive at Eden Prairie High School for class.
2:45- Oops! Just went to class at the wrong school for two hours. Wednesdays sure are CRAZY!
Ansel Smolund is a sporty, laid-back senior who is a new staff writer this year. In the fall, Ansel plays a lot of golf, pick-up soccer, and basketball...
Tanner Sparrow hates Mondays, bugs with lots of gross little legs, bugs with only a few gross little legs, and decaffeinated coffee. When he's not out...
Annika “ika” Kieper, junior Zephyrite photographer, is excited for the upcoming school year . She wishes she could have an invisibility superpower,...
