10:51- Collaborative time begins.

10:54- Meet up at Tanner’s second cousin’s 1852 horse-drawn carriage outside EPAC.

11:15- Finally exit the parking lot.

11:20- The horse slips on ice, and breaks its hind leg.

11:21- Put the horse down without any hesitation, and hop into Ansel’s grandma’s 2014 BMW A4.

11:30- Go to Tanner’s house for milk and cookies.

11:32- Listen to an iPod full of Matthew McConaughey’s soft whispery voice.

11:40- McConaughey’s voice instructs us to find a NASA base in convenient proximity to Tanner’s backyard.

11:45- Volunteer as astronauts on a mission to save the human race.

11:50- Enter orbit.

12:10- Encounter a wormhole where 30 years in space is equivalent to 30 minutes on earth.

12:10- Embark on mission to save the human race.

12:20- After a grueling 10 years, find a planet hospitable to human life.

12:25- Set up a colony with Neil deGrasse Tyson and Mike Tyson.

12:30- Return to Earth 20 years older.

12:40- Return to school on time, but 37 years old. Isn’t science neat?