Art “Baguette” Boettge is a senior and returning for his third year on staff as a multimedia coordinator. When not in school, Boettge can often be found practicing the sousaphone, rowing, or catching up on the latest anime. Boettge is always writing and Outside of Zephyrus he currently manages a highly popular blog discussing the earth’s flatness and the existence of lizard overlords. He loves to collect WWE action figures and cardboard cutouts, as being a WWE wrestler is a dream career path for him. Boettge generally writes about activities, but is excited to broaden what his Zephyrus articles may be about.
The first word that comes to mind when describing Tiffany Qian is iconic. What other word could you possibly use to describe someone who dressed up as Remy (the rat from Ratatouille) for Sadie’s? Unlike Remy, though, Tiffany ISN’T good at cooking (check out her cooking vlog on YouTube). When Tiffany isn’t drinking coffee, she’s busy hitting various poles in Edina while parking her Toyota Corolla. However, what Tiffany lacks in driving skills, she makes up for with her art skills, which is probably why she’s an artist on Zephyrus. At any given time of day, you can find Tiffany listening to music through her Airpods, which are decorated with Peppa Pig stickers. One fun fact about Tiffany is that her favorite word in the English lexicon is malaise, and she constantly tries to rectify the lack of it in people’s vocabulary. Additionally, she simply invented fashion by owning a pair of fake Gucci Crocs.
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