Hannah Jaeger, Page Editor
Hanna Jaeger is a junior at Edina High School. This is her second year on Zephyrus staff and her first as a page editor. She is flawless. Her hair is insured for $10,000. She does car commercials in Japan. Her favorite movie is “Varsity Blues”. One time she met John Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty. One time, she punched me in the face…it was awesome.
