Clare Ling, Online Editor in Chief
Clare Ling feels bad for not updating her Zephyrus bio from last year, but not bad enough to actually update it. Although news is her only interest, she also enjoys the popular pastimes of going to the dentist and stalking people on Facebook. Her perfect Friday night would be one spent at home reading copies of vintage Zephyrus, but during the day she likes to talk to herself and watch people from dark corners. In addition to Zephyrus, Clare participates in Cross Country, Nordic skiing, and the particularly straining sport of Badminton. She’d like to be able to call herself athletic, but in reality she only does sports for Hayley Morrison and the potluck food. She has a plethora of party tricks to impress people with, but because she is too cool for any type of party she prefers to show them off to her dog. She wasn’t going to mention it, but since you begged, her main party tricks are blinking her eyelids at the impressive speed of light and doing the Q-Tip dance from “Hitch.” Clare may or may not be engaged to marry Ryan Gosling in the spring of 2014, although rumors have pointed to the affirmative.
