Art “Baguette” Boettge is a junior at EHS and a returning staff writer for Zephyrus. When not in school, Boettge can often be found practicing the sousaphone, rowing, or catching up on the latest anime. Boettge is always writing and Outside of Zephyrus he currently manages a highly popular blog discussing the earth’s flatness and the existence of lizard overlords. He loves to collect WWE action figures and cardboard cutouts, as being a WWE wrestler is a dream career path for him. Boettge generally writes about activities, but is excited to broaden what his Zephyrus articles may be about.