1. Sometimes socks are too big
2. It’s obnoxious if you grab someone’s backpack strap and follow them down the hallway
3. Cars don’t always watch for you when you’re walking into school, so if you don’t watch for them: you = pancake
4. It can be hard to sit still
5. Being productive feels amazing
6. Watching movies on school nights is a great way to de-stress
7. There isn’t such a thing as too much pizza
8. Julia Barnett says, “The creator of Crayola was color blind. That’s not even a lie.”
9. Sophomores can intimidate seniors
10. “Catching Fire” premieres Thursday night
11. Coffee is a man’s best friend (only some of the time)
12. People can look like other people
13. Math is difficult
14. How to make a website
15. People can surprise you
16. Not all malts are created equal
17. Men with mustaches look ridiculous 98.72% of the time
18. Homemade caramel corn > store bought
19. Every once in a while you need to listen to old Jesse McCartney music
20. The soap dispenser farthest left in the girls bathroom by Fick is a different brand than all the others
21. Eating curry and chai in the same meal is a beautiful combination
22. A+ grilled cheese makes me cry
23. Couples hold hands in the school hallways

Sarah says learn. Because this is school.