The official horoscope: most accurate predictions for your April

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

IT IS OFFICIALLY ARIES SEASON! The first inklings of spring make April the prime month for any Aries to thrive. This month, Aries can expect to be at the center of attention at all times.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s no surprise that the Taurus is one of the calmest of the 12 astrological signs because it shares April with the beloved Aries. Good luck living and dying in the Aries shadow, Taurus.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The typical Gemini struggles more than any other sign, so April (like any other month) will be a continuation of a Gemini’s inability to play catch up.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancers are arguably the most sensitive sign, so prepare for a month—and perhaps a year—filled with tissue boxes and an ocean of tears. Just because.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

Don’t be fooled by their charm! All Leos have their own selfish agenda, and the spring season of April is the perfect month for their evil master plans to go into effect. Trust nobody.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

Yes, Virgo, likely the most boring sign of all. The classic perfectionist Virgo is anything but smooth when it comes to human interaction. Good luck finding love.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Do you need proof of a Libra’s sense of justice? Just look at Kim Kardashian, who is studying to become a lawyer and fight social injustice at the prime age of 39 with a multimillion dollar empire. But Libras also don’t like conflict…so who knows how that’s going to work out. 

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Scorpios are known for their love of authenticity and will not shy away from controversy. This month, a Scorpio can be expected to comment in capital letters on a beauty guru drama YouTube video—and not necessarily to quell the fire. 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Don’t ever let a Sagittarius be on the loose by themselves in the wilderness. They’ll walk off the beaten path to forge their own adventure. Literally. Perhaps it’s time to buy a kiddie leash to keep them on track. 

Capricorn (Dec.  22 – Jan. 19)

Capricorns are the people who stick closest to rules, routines, and hierarchies, so perhaps they’re not the best person for an impromptu, crazy night out. Better to notify them five to seven business days in advance. 

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

There is no general description for the ~unique~ people of the Aquarius sign. 

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

The ‘p’ in Pisces stands for psychic, and Pisces are known for having a strong intuition. If they tell you to put pineapple on pizza, then you do it. If they tell you that there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, THEN YOU GO FIND IT! Common sense? Begone.