John Webb

Zephyrus: What clubs, activities, or extracurriculars are you involved in at school?

John Webb: Well I play tennis, but probably my biggest activity right now is powder puff coach. Watch out for “Kiss My End Zones.” I also play rec league basketball.

Zephyrus: If someone made a movie about you, who would you want to be cast as yourself?

J.W.: *breathes in through nose…aggressively thinking* Probably Ryan Gosling.

Zephyrus: What is your favorite pickup-line that you would use to get a date?

J.W.: Are you a sea lion, cause I can sea you lion in my bed later.

Zephyrus: What is your go to dance move?

J.W.: The Macarena, it works to any song. It actually does.

(Zephyrus asked him to prove it and played “The Western Kids” by Hippo Campus. It’s true. John Webb has proven that the Macarena works to ANY song).

Zephyrus: What is your favorite ice cream?

J.W.: Probably like, okay,  there’s this one at Sebastian Joe’s with peanut butter in it that I really like but I can’t remember the name. Not Pothole, mmmm I’ll just say it’s chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

Zephyrus: Who is your court crush?

J.W.: Grace Masuda, cause I’m dancing with her.  

Zephyrus: What does being on court mean to you?

J.W.: It’s an honor and I’m super excited and I think it’s gonna be fun dancing in front of the whole school.