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Greyson Mize

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead

With a resume chock full of empty space, Page Editor Greyson Mize is a force to be reckoned with in all career realms. Although he has many talents, Mize plans on majoring in goat herding and minoring in Johnny Cash impressions. After college, he hopes to move to Vestmannaeyjar (an island located in Iceland with a total population of one) and start a family with acclaimed actor and film director Steve Buscemi. Unfortunately, when he signed up for Zephyrus Mize was under the impression he would be allowed to express his articles purely through live yodeling, which he was thoroughly disappointed to find out was not the case. Nevertheless, he’s excited to bring the Edina population exciting (yodel free) news.

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Insensitivity is the least of America’s problems

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead
April 17, 2019
Your monthly horoscope

Your monthly horoscope

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead
February 8, 2019
Cheap dates around Edina for your winter special someone

Cheap dates around Edina for your winter special someone

Greyson Mize, sports and activities beat lead
December 18, 2018
Minnesota introduces new non-binary option on licenses

Minnesota introduces new non-binary option on licenses

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead
December 18, 2018
EHS Interact Club promotes student community service

EHS Interact Club promotes student community service

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead
November 5, 2018
Military spending should be rebudgeted

Military spending should be rebudgeted

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead
November 1, 2018
Paulsen against Philips for Congress

Paulsen against Philips for Congress

Greyson Mize, sports beat lead
October 30, 2018

Learning vs. Leeching

Greyson Mize, page editor
May 23, 2018
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Should We Repeal Obamacare?

Greyson Mize, staff writer
February 27, 2017
Joe Pfefferle

Joe Pfefferle

Greyson Mize, staff writer
February 1, 2017
Loving

Loving

Greyson Mize, staff writer
December 29, 2016
Vote Cthulhu 2016

Vote Cthulhu 2016

Greyson Mize, staff writer
September 27, 2016
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