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Greyson Mize

Greyson Mize, sports & activities beat lead

With a resume chock full of empty space, Page Editor Greyson Mize is a force to be reckoned with in all career realms. Although he has many talents, Mize plans on majoring in goat herding and minoring in Johnny Cash impressions. After college, he hopes to move to Vestmannaeyjar (an island located in Iceland with a total population of one) and start a family with acclaimed actor and film director Steve Buscemi. Unfortunately, when he signed up for Zephyrus Mize was under the impression he would be allowed to express his articles purely through live yodeling, which he was thoroughly disappointed to find out was not the case. Nevertheless, he’s excited to bring the Edina population exciting (yodel free) news.

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