Edina Zephyrus

Adair Andre

Adair "Triple A" Andre is a staff writer. She isn't talented enough for anything else. Adair tries to run with the Girls' Cross Country team, but usually they will ask her to stop since she's so slow. When not trying to run, Adair enjoys eating as many things as possible whilst hitting shuttlecocks at an assortment of people, including her very famous Chef-Coach, Roger “The Cooking Coach” Andre. On another note, Adair's longtime boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, recently left her to be with the emotionless Zooey Deschanel. She is currently taking applicants for a new boyfriend. Requirements include being able to sing her to sleep with Mötley Crüe's 1987 hit, "Girls, Girls, Girls," and bringing her chocolate-covered-bacon any time, day or night, in under 6.3 minutes. She resides with her father, her mother Leeshi, Sarah, Clare, and Eva (all chickens), a killer-rabbit named Lucy the Man Eater, Wilhelmina the Hedgehog, and the king of the sloth kind, Karl.

Adair Andre, Staff Writer

Apr 29, 2014
A Peeps Adventure (Story/Media)
Apr 28, 2014
Teacher’s Assistants: Behind the Scenes (Story/Media)
Apr 07, 2014
A Day in the Life of a Zephyrite (Story/Media)
Mar 25, 2014
Lunch (Story/Media)
Mar 02, 2014
Your Local Grocery Store (Story)
Feb 06, 2014
College Commitment Day (Story)
Feb 03, 2014
“The Bachelor”: A Head to Head (Story)
Jan 14, 2014
Stress Eating (Story)
Jan 07, 2014
Edina School District Cancellations: Jan. 6-7 (Story)
Jan 06, 2014
Date Night: At Home Edition (Story)
Dec 18, 2013
An’tee’ Golf (Story)
Dec 10, 2013
Essentials of Cooking (Story)
Nov 28, 2013
Turkey Day Advice (Story)
Oct 29, 2013
Breakfast: In a 5-Paragraph Persuasive Essay, ACT Style (Story)
Oct 14, 2013
The Bubble’s Most Popular Eateries (Story)
Oct 02, 2013
The Life of a Forgotten Child (Story)
Oct 02, 2013
Homecoming: Across School Lines (Story)
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